49 Quotes by Ed Norton (Sound Clips) - page 5

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41 Yeah, a grave disappointment. -When did that happen? -When I was 21 years old. I wanted to go to college. -And what happened? -They wouldn't let me. They said I had to finish grammar school first.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

42 Don't worry, I'll be there, and if you don't show up, I'll come get you. Where do you live? -328 Chauncey street.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

43 I know just what you're going through. When I was in the navy, boy, I'll never forget I had a headache like that once. Boy, pounding. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang...

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

44 He's in the library. -What? -He's in the library. -Oh, he ought to be here soon. The library closes at 9:00.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

45 I'm not scared of you. If you could count, they wouldn't be investigating your taxes.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

46 Let me see the form here... What is this amount here? '1053622'? -What amount? That's no amount. That's my social security number. -I thought maybe it was your weight.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

47 I take off the same kind of things on my income tax: my union dues, deductible, I take off when I have my rubber boots vulcanized, when I have my lunchbox water-proofed, and I take off 25 percent of my rent when I use my apartment for business reasons.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

48 Why don't you get another maid? -They won't send any more up here. They're all afraid of working.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

49 You mean you went to school at Oxford, and you don't know it's in England? -Well, tell you the truth, it's so foggy over there, I don't know where it was!

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

49 Quotes by Ed Norton (Sound Clips) - page 5

41 Yeah, a grave disappointment. -When did that happen? -When I was 21 years old. I wanted to go to college. -And what happened? -They wouldn't let me. They said I had to finish grammar school first.

42 Don't worry, I'll be there, and if you don't show up, I'll come get you. Where do you live? -328 Chauncey street.

43 I know just what you're going through. When I was in the navy, boy, I'll never forget I had a headache like that once. Boy, pounding. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang...

44 He's in the library. -What? -He's in the library. -Oh, he ought to be here soon. The library closes at 9:00.

45 I'm not scared of you. If you could count, they wouldn't be investigating your taxes.

46 Let me see the form here... What is this amount here? '1053622'? -What amount? That's no amount. That's my social security number. -I thought maybe it was your weight.

47 I take off the same kind of things on my income tax: my union dues, deductible, I take off when I have my rubber boots vulcanized, when I have my lunchbox water-proofed, and I take off 25 percent of my rent when I use my apartment for business reasons.

48 Why don't you get another maid? -They won't send any more up here. They're all afraid of working.

49 You mean you went to school at Oxford, and you don't know it's in England? -Well, tell you the truth, it's so foggy over there, I don't know where it was!

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