59 Movie Quotes about Fairy Tales with AudioUpdated: Oct 9, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I'm not the monster here. You are. You, and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. John Lithgow as Lord Farquaad in Shrek (2001) 2 Over the seven jewelled hills beyond the seventh fall, in the cottage of the seven dwarfs, dwells Snow White, fairest one of all. Quote from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) 3 Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Quote from Beauty and the Beast (1991) 4 He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower... And what does he find? Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married. Jennifer Saunders as Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2 5 And away to his castle we'll go to be happy forever, I know. Quote from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) 6 And that he will carry me away to his castle where we will live happily ever after. Quote from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) 7 I want what any princess wants: To live happily ever... after with the ogre I married. Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona in Shrek 2 8 Ah... P, p, p... Princess. Cinderella. Here we are. Lived happily ever after. Oh... No ogres! Jennifer Saunders as Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2 9 Sleeping beauty fair. Gold of sunshine in your hair. Quote from Sleeping Beauty (1959) 10 You, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true. Quote from Sleeping Beauty (1959) Page 1 of 6 1 2 3 ► >>