If I was the killer, I'd kill you next. I said if. If.
— Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull)
7 seconds sound clip from the Clue (1985) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:35:15.205 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I didn't do it! Somebody help me, please. Somebody help me, please.
- Don't touch it. That's evidence.
- Not for us. We have to find out who did this. We can't take fingerprints.
- I think you'd better explain yourself, Wadsworth.
- Who would want to kill the cook?
- How can you make jokes at a time like this?
- If I was the killer, I'd kill you next. I said if. If.
- Hey, come on. There's only one admitted killer here. And it is certainly not me. It is her.
- Well, you paid the blackmail.
- How many husbands have you had?
- Yours.
- Five.
- Five?
- Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
- You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
- Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
- Right.
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