Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

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Sound clips of the best quotes from the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller), Alan Ruck (Cameron Frye), Jennifer Grey (Jeanie Bueller)

3 more actors, Jeffrey Jones (Ed Rooney), Edie McClurg (Grace), Mia Sara (Sloane Peterson)

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11 Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head. -Wrap a hot towel around my head? -And then make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Okay? -Okay.
12 I am very cute, I am very alone and I'm very protective of my body. I do not want it violated, or killed, all right? I need help!

Jeanie Bueller (Jennifer Grey)

13 I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick)

14 I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.

Ed Rooney (Jeffrey Jones)

15 I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand.

Ed Rooney (Jeffrey Jones)

16 Look, this is real simple. Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. -How? -We'll drive home backwards.

Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick)

17 Look, this... This is not a phony phone call. There is an intruder, male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird, in my kitchen.

Jeanie Bueller (Jennifer Grey)

18 Well, he's very popular. The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Grace (Edie Mcclurg)

19 You wear too much eye make-up. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

— (Charlie Sheen)

20 Go piss up a flagpole. -I'm sorry? -You should be.

Jeanie Bueller (Jennifer Grey)

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