Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
— Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick)
9 seconds sound clip from the Ferris Bueller's Day Off movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:08:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.
- If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron.
- He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates.
- He can't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate will kill him.
- When Cameron was in Egypt's land, let my Cameron go.
- This is Edward R. Rooney, Dean of Students.
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I just completely forgot to call.
- Then you are aware that your son is not in school today?
- Yes, I am. Ferris is home, sick.
[...]