204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Kevin! You spent 967 dollars on room service?

John Heard in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

2 You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Jafar The Sorcerer in Aladdin (1992)

3 Praise the Lord and pass the tax rebate!

Andy Devine as Friar Tuck in Robin Hood (1973)

4 As you know, I have dedicated my life to helping those less fortunate than myself. Uh, that's everyone.

Madeline Kahn as Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

5 On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone. Surrounded by enormous piles of money.

Mandy Moore as Rapunzel in Tangled

6 No money!? No money, no ticket!

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty the Snowman (1969)

7 You wanna pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Lou Hirsch as Baby Herman in Roger Rabbit Shorts

8 So, Fagin. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy?

Joey Lawrence as Oliver in Oliver & Company (1988)

9 Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!

Peter Ustinov as Prince John in Robin Hood (1973)

10 Look, look, we're still in business. We've still got 2 bucks left.

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)