204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Kevin! You spent 967 dollars on room service?

John Heard in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

2 You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Jafar The Sorcerer in Aladdin (1992)

3 Remember, the more they've got, the less they're worth. -Then this guy must be the most worthless guy in America.

Kim Basinger as Vicki Vale in Batman (1989)

4 Hey! I don't have to put up with this. I'm rich.

Daphne Zuniga as Princess Vespa in Spaceballs

5 Praise the Lord and pass the tax rebate!

Andy Devine as Friar Tuck in Robin Hood (1973)

6 As you know, I have dedicated my life to helping those less fortunate than myself. Uh, that's everyone.

Madeline Kahn as Gussie Mausheimer in An American Tail

7 On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone. Surrounded by enormous piles of money.

Mandy Moore as Rapunzel in Tangled

8 No money!? No money, no ticket!

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Frosty the Snowman (1969)

9 You wanna pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Lou Hirsch as Baby Herman in Roger Rabbit Shorts

10 So, Fagin. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy?

Joey Lawrence as Oliver in Oliver & Company (1988)