204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 21

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

201 Hey, you're a cheapskate. -I'm cheap. I can't help it. It's my nature.

Wesley Snipes as Flipper Purify in Jungle Fever

202 Let's face it, Ralph. You're just too cheap to get me a set.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

203 Telegram for Mr. Daffy Duck. From the Cheapskate Savings and Loan.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

204 Did you ever hear of two living as cheaply as one? -That's what I keep telling him, Carl.

Richard Carlson as Dr. David Reed in Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)