201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 19

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

181 Did you say job? I happen to be financially embarrassed. Mortified, even.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

182 What do you expect to do with your money? Bury it with you? If you do, they'll dig you up and steal it.

Claude Rains as Erique Claudin in Phantom of the Opera (1943)

183 We quadzillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

Alan Young as Scrooge Mcduck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

184 Make it 10. I'm only a poor corrupt official.

Claude Rains in Casablanca (1942)

185 You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend.

LisaRaye McCoy as Diana "Diamond" Armstrong in The Players Club (1998)

186 Hey, look! They're giving refunds in the alley.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

187 My 25-cent insurance policy.

John Travolta as Danny Zuko in Grease (1978)

188 I like money, though it's usually presented as the root of all unhappiness and strife.

Nadia Gray as Suzy in Mr. Topaze (1961)

189 I like money. That's all.

Nadia Gray as Suzy in Mr. Topaze (1961)

190 If I want a set of gold teeth, permission to eat meat on Fridays, any woman I like, I've only got to say two small words: How much?

Peter Sellers as Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)