204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 19

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

181 Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

182 Brothers don't wait to get paid. Money talks. _ runs the marathon.

Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in New Jack City

183 Joe, don't I always pay my bills? One way or another? -Well, this time it's just one way.

Annette Bening as Myra Langtry in The Grifters

184 I don't understand that fancy talk. You mean I'm a gold digger? Sure, I'm a gold digger. Why not?

Margo as Gabriella "Clo-Clo" in The Leopard Man (1943)

185 We quadzillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

Alan Young as Scrooge Mcduck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

186 Make it 10. I'm only a poor corrupt official.

Claude Rains in Casablanca (1942)

187 I lost my job. -Why? You drinking? Is that why you lost it? Insider trading? Just joking.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

188 You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Quote from The Players Club (1998)

189 Hey, look! They're giving refunds in the alley.

Quote from Strange Brew (1983)

190 My 25-cent insurance policy.

Quote from Grease (1978)