204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 19

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

181 Marry that mole. M is for money. -Oh! -L-E.

Carol Channing as Ms. Fieldmouse in Thumbelina (1994)

182 Did you say job? I happen to be financially embarrassed. Mortified, even.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

183 What do you expect to do with your money? Bury it with you? If you do, they'll dig you up and steal it.

Claude Rains as Erique Claudin in Phantom of the Opera (1943)

184 Hey, what's Nestor paying us? -50 bucks. And that's 47 bucks more than we got.

Kevin Bacon as Val; Fred Ward as Earl in Tremors (1990)

185 You mean having money is like knowing how to play the piano? -Well, they're both very pleasant accomplishments for a girl.

Cary Grant as Johnny Case in Holiday (1938)

186 We quadzillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

Alan Young as Scrooge Mcduck in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

187 Make it 10. I'm only a poor corrupt official.

Claude Rains in Casablanca (1942)

188 You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend.

LisaRaye McCoy as Diana "Diamond" Armstrong in The Players Club (1998)

189 Hey, look! They're giving refunds in the alley.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

190 My 25-cent insurance policy.

John Travolta as Danny Zuko in Grease (1978)