204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 18

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

171 Marry that mole. M is for money. -Oh! -L-E.

Carol Channing as Ms. Fieldmouse in Thumbelina (1994)

172 Did you say job? I happen to be financially embarrassed. Mortified, even.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

173 What do you expect to do with your money? Bury it with you? If you do, they'll dig you up and steal it.

Claude Rains as Erique Claudin in Phantom of the Opera (1943)

174 Hey, what's Nestor paying us? -50 bucks. And that's 47 bucks more than we got.

Kevin Bacon as Val; Fred Ward as Earl in Tremors (1990)

175 You mean having money is like knowing how to play the piano? -Well, they're both very pleasant accomplishments for a girl.

Cary Grant as Johnny Case in Holiday (1938)

176 550 dollars for this bottle, Tony. What do you think of that? -That's pretty good. For a bunch of _ing grapes.

Robert Loggia as Frank Lopez in Scarface (1983)

177 The bartender got a hundred just for keeping the ice cubes cold.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

178 She is my business. And if you're not spending money, you're costing money.

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

179 Working for minimum wage was never my style. I like big dollars.

Kaydee Caine Lawson in Menace II Society

180 Listen, we're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a shitload of money.

Bill Pullman as Lone Starr in Spaceballs