204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 18

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

171 You wanna dance, you gotta pay the band, understand? You wanna borrow, you gotta pay the man.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky (1976)

172 How much do I owe you, buddy? -Nothing. -Nothing at all? -Oh, absolutely nothing. This is a free country.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

173 The main thing is to have the money. I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.

Gloria Grahame as Debby Marsh in The Big Heat (1953)

174 They say money talks, but this can only whisper.

Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

175 Morning. -Sell pork bellies, buy gold.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

176 You care about nothing except money? -That's correct. I think of nothing except silver and gold, of course.

Quote from The Deadly Breaking Sword (1979)

177 Yeah, well I have complete books. Every dollar is there in black and white... unless it goes in the red!

Cornel Wilde as Leonard Diamond in The Big Combo (1955)

178 A panhandler asked me for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. -Ten dollars? Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee? -Well, he said he was a heavy tipper.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

179 How about some lotion? Here's one at $2.98, and you'd be overcharged at half the price.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

180 They'll tell you money isn't everything. Well, maybe it isn't, but, boy, how it helps.

Virginia Mayo as Marie Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)