200 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 17

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

161 I'm quite sure you're all rich. Give me food or money. Doesn't matter which. Come on, folks.

Quote from Dragon connection (1980)

162 That's why I'm glad we're going to Florida. -What's in Florida? -Millionaires. Flocks of them. They all go south for the winter, like birds.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar in Some Like It Hot

163 You know, I've always been fascinated by show business. -Is that so? -Yes. As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money. -Oh, you invest in shows? -Showgirls.

Joe E. Brown as Osgood in Some Like It Hot

164 You poor, poor boy. -Yes. All the money in the world, and what good is it? Mint sauce or cranberries?

Quote from Some Like It Hot

165 No dough, no show.

Steve Martin as Lucky Day in Three Amigos

166 I'm never gonna find another part-time job. And then I'm not gonna be able to pay my rent. And I'm gonna have to move... to Brooklyn!

Quote from You've Got Mail

167 If you need more, ask me. I'm very rich. I bought Intel at six.

Jean Stapleton as Birdie in You've Got Mail

168 I know a joke about weddings. Why would my wedding be a dollar-and-cents wedding, eh? -All right, why? -Because I haven't a dollar, and me girl hasn't any sense.

Alan Napier in Cat People (1942)

169 Just got out of the hospital. -Yeah, so I heard. -You feeling any better? -I felt better till I seen my bill.

Anthony Quinn as Phil Regal in The Naked Street (1955)

170 You wanna dance, you gotta pay the band, understand? You wanna borrow, you gotta pay the man.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky (1976)

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