201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 16

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

151 I think that Homer just saved himself a dollar.

John Wayne as Wil Andersen in The Cowboys (1972)

152 He who lendeth money endeth friendship.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

153 I work very hard, save my money down in Hell, so I could bribe my way out to see you.

Quote from Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave

154 Gee, can I make a wish on it? -Do, my pretty! -Gee, I'd like a million bucks... A sable wrap...

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

155 Come, come, now. A man can ignore one million dollars, but 50? That's too much to ask, even from the man in the moon.

Allison Hayes as Nancy Fowler Archer in Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

156 And soon everybody was rich with their, uh... frozen assets, heh, to coin a phrase.

Robert Morse as Jack Frost in Jack Frost (1979)

157 He checked in today. He looks like he could change a nine dollar bill in threes.

George Kennedy as Ben Bowman in The Eiger Sanction

158 Here, on the 10th floor of this old warehouse, we've got the best bank of all: my mattress.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

159 A financial institution so conservative it pays no interest at all.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

160 Just like my family. They couldn't wait for the depression, they went broke during the boom.

Howard Duff in Batman (1966)