204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 16

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

151 Scrooge made his way up the staircase, caring not a button for the darkness. Darkness was cheap, and Scrooge liked it.

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

152 I think that Homer just saved himself a dollar.

John Wayne as Wil Andersen in The Cowboys (1972)

153 He who lendeth money endeth friendship.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

154 I work very hard, save my money down in Hell, so I could bribe my way out to see you.

Quote from Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave

155 Gee, can I make a wish on it? -Do, my pretty! -Gee, I'd like a million bucks... A sable wrap...

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

156 Come, come, now. A man can ignore one million dollars, but 50? That's too much to ask, even from the man in the moon.

Allison Hayes as Nancy Fowler Archer in Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

157 And soon everybody was rich with their, uh... frozen assets, heh, to coin a phrase.

Robert Morse as Jack Frost in Jack Frost (1979)

158 He checked in today. He looks like he could change a nine dollar bill in threes.

George Kennedy as Ben Bowman in The Eiger Sanction

159 Here, on the 10th floor of this old warehouse, we've got the best bank of all: my mattress.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

160 A financial institution so conservative it pays no interest at all.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)