200 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 15

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

141 Oh, no. No. We don't use money in heaven. Oh, yeah, that's right, I keep forgetting. Comes in pretty handy down here, bub.

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

142 I can't even afford to be an elf.

Quote from Christmas Vacation (1989)

143 For the good old American life. For the money, for the glory and for the fun. Mostly for the money.

Quote from Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

144 Bribe him. -We'll give him a doughnut.

Quote from Strange Brew (1983)

145 Too cheap to pay for a hotel room, huh?

Quote from Vacation (1983)

146 Hey, Ma, what's this in your ear? 100 dollars?

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

147 So, why is everybody stressing over this thing? I mean, it's just plastic. Could really just... Share it.

Quote from Mean Girls (2004)

148 I lost my job. -Why? You drinking? Is that why you lost it? Insider trading? Just joking.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

149 But you know what they say. Home is where the money is. -Ja.

Quote from The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

150 Scrooge made his way up the staircase, caring not a button for the darkness. Darkness was cheap, and Scrooge liked it.

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

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