204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 15

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

141 A toast. A toast to Mama Dollar and to Papa Dollar, and if you want to keep this old Building and Loan in business, you better have a family real quick.

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

142 Oh, no. No. We don't use money in heaven. Oh, yeah, that's right, I keep forgetting. Comes in pretty handy down here, bub.

James Stewart; Henry Travers in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

143 I can't even afford to be an elf.

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

144 For the good old American life. For the money, for the glory and for the fun. Mostly for the money.

Burt Reynolds as Bandit in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

145 Bribe him. -We'll give him a doughnut.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

146 Too cheap to pay for a hotel room, huh?

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

147 Hey, Ma, what's this in your ear? 100 dollars?

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

148 So, why is everybody stressing over this thing? I mean, it's just plastic. Could really just... Share it.

Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron in Mean Girls (2004)

149 I lost my job. -Why? You drinking? Is that why you lost it? Insider trading? Just joking.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

150 But you know what they say. Home is where the money is. -Ja.

Sterling Hayden as Dix Handley in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)