204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 14

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

131 What are you drinking? -I usually drink what costs the most.

Robert Lansing as Dr. Scott Nelson in 4D Man (1959)

132 Your owner probably spends more money on catnip than we do on food in a month.

Joey Lawrence as Oliver in Oliver & Company (1988)

133 Delicious. Delicious. Good golly! Everything smells more delicious when you're rich. Even me.

Richard Libertini as Dijon The Thief in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

134 Hey, this is the life, huh? And they say money can't buy happiness. -Yeah, but at least you can pick your own kind of misery.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

135 I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books. And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

136 Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look! A year's salary right here. You know what I call them? Fun coupons! See that! They're fun coupons!

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

137 If you had a dollar, and you spent 50 cents, how much money would you have left? -About 70. -70 cents? -70 cents.

Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man (1988)

138 I sold my soul to the devil, the price was cheap.

Dmx as Tommy in Belly (1998)

139 Two hundred dollars. -Bring it here. Let me see it. Hmm. How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a 20 wrapped around it?

Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

140 Women be shopping, baby. Women be shopping! Damn! You can't stop a woman from shopping, baby!

Dave Chappelle as Reggie Warrington in The Nutty Professor (1996)