200 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 13

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

121 Two Gs. -Two Gs! -That's $2000? -You got it.

Humphrey Bogart as Alfred "Gloves" Donahue in All Through the Night (1942)

122 Well, what did he say? -Well, not a lot. He's spending a year dead for tax reasons. -Oh, yeah? Neat!

Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

123 I never knew I had so many faults. I never felt so completely miserable. -Wait until you get my bill.

Quote from A Boy Named Charlie Brown

124 You have taken in $15, and given away 50 cents' worth of crap. Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.

Quote from The Jerk

125 I'll be back in a flash with the cash.

Mel Welles as Gravis Mushnick in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

126 The amount of money that you spend on a present should be in direct proportion to the amount of affection that you have for that person.

Linus Van Pelt in Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

127 No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

128 Is there an inexpensive doctor in the house?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

129 Heavens to bank-balance. Ten thousand dollars. Bucks, even.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

130 What are you drinking? -I usually drink what costs the most.

Quote from 4D Man (1959)

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