204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 12

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

111 That's splendid. How much is that worth? -I don't know. I never even considered that part of it.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow; Anjanette Comer as Aimée Thanatogenos in The Loved One (1965)

112 What's the matter? You feel sorry for insurance companies? They got so much money they don't know what to do with it. They've run out of storage space. They have to microfilm it.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

113 Keep the change. -Oh, we don't permit tipping. But, if you like I can put it in a fund for our nudist camp. -You do that. -Oh, thank you, sir.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

114 You trying to bribe an officer? -Uh-huh. -Make it a double hamburger with an onion.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

115 I sell insurance. -What a shock. -Do you have life insurance? Because if you do, you could always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right? Right? Right?

Stephen Tobolowsky in Groundhog Day

116 The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, calf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

117 I don't understand that fancy talk. You mean I'm a gold digger? Sure, I'm a gold digger. Why not?

Margo as Gabriella "Clo-Clo" in The Leopard Man (1943)

118 I sock mine away in a bank. You know what the bank account is now? It's going up! Up! We got $75 laying around there and taking interest. That's what we got.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

119 It's my nature to spend. Except I never have anything to spend.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

120 I know how much your gas bill is. 93 cents. -That's right. -See? Oh, by the way, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record, set by the Keyer brothers in 1931.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)