204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 12

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

111 I never knew I had so many faults. I never felt so completely miserable. -Wait until you get my bill.

Peter Robbins as Charlie Brown; Pamelyn Ferdin as Lucy Van Pelt in A Boy Named Charlie Brown

112 You have taken in $15, and given away 50 cents' worth of crap. Which gives us a net profit of $14.50.

Quote from The Jerk

113 I'll be back in a flash with the cash.

Mel Welles as Gravis Mushnick in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

114 The amount of money that you spend on a present should be in direct proportion to the amount of affection that you have for that person.

Stephen Shea as Linus Van Pelt in Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

115 No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

116 Is there an inexpensive doctor in the house?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

117 Heavens to bank-balance. Ten thousand dollars. Bucks, even.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

118 What are you drinking? -I usually drink what costs the most.

Quote from 4D Man (1959)

119 Your owner probably spends more money on catnip than we do on food in a month.

Quote from Oliver & Company (1988)

120 Delicious. Delicious. Good golly! Everything smells more delicious when you're rich. Even me.

Richard Libertini as Dijon The Thief in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)