200 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 11

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

101 Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his _, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

102 How much money do we have left? -Ten pounds. -That means we can afford to stay on at this hotel for another six moments.

Peter Sellers as Grytpype Thynne in The Goon Show

103 How can you afford such expensive impressions? -Because I do a brilliant impression of a large bank account.

Quote from The Goon Show

104 Forty thousand million billion dollars? That money must be worth a fortune!

Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

105 Joe, don't I always pay my bills? One way or another? -Well, this time it's just one way.

Annette Bening as Myra Langtry in The Grifters

106 No dice, Doll-face. You're a client. That's one thing I've learned about clients. Dead ones don't pay their bills.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

107 Right now, his physical assets total about 95 cents. And spiritually, well there's more starch in your laundry bag!

Lionel Barrymore as Narrator in Christmas in July (1944)

108 You mean spending money. Well, why didn't you say so? I was afraid you might be considering some foolish investment.

Ilka Chase as Mrs. Restes in Ocean's 11 (1960)

109 Proves that my way's better. -What way? -Choose rich parents. -Yeah. You bet that's better.

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)

110 That's splendid. How much is that worth? -I don't know. I never even considered that part of it.

Quote from The Loved One (1965)

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