204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 11

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

101 Keep the change. -Oh, we don't permit tipping. But, if you like I can put it in a fund for our nudist camp. -You do that. -Oh, thank you, sir.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

102 You trying to bribe an officer? -Uh-huh. -Make it a double hamburger with an onion.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

103 I sell insurance. -What a shock. -Do you have life insurance? Because if you do, you could always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right? Right? Right?

Stephen Tobolowsky in Groundhog Day

104 The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, calf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

105 I sock mine away in a bank. You know what the bank account is now? It's going up! Up! We got $75 laying around there and taking interest. That's what we got.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

106 It's my nature to spend. Except I never have anything to spend.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

107 I know how much your gas bill is. 93 cents. -That's right. -See? Oh, by the way, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record, set by the Keyer brothers in 1931.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

108 He's a very good doctor, that Dr...? What's his name? Well, I don't know his name, but did you hear what he did for Callahan, the plumber? -No, what'd he do? -He kept Callahan alive until his wife caught up on the insurance payments.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

109 Two Gs. -Two Gs! -That's $2000? -You got it.

Humphrey Bogart as Alfred "Gloves" Donahue in All Through the Night (1942)

110 Well, what did he say? -Well, not a lot. He's spending a year dead for tax reasons. -Oh, yeah? Neat!

David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy