204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

91 I'll tell you one thing, Fred, darling, I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money? -In a minute.

Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's

92 We're what? -We're flat broke. -Does that mean we haven't any money?

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

93 Fellas, bad as they are, banks are better than trains. They don't move. They stay put. You know the money's in there.

Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

94 The banks or the women? -Well, once you got one, you got the other!

Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy; Robert Redford as The Sundance Kid in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

95 Yeah, I know all about that. The next thing you'll tell me I need earthquake insurance and lightning insurance and hail insurance.

Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity

96 Occupation? -Rich.

Charlton Heston as Thorn; Chuck Connors as Tab in Soylent Green

97 It's terrible to have money. It's frightening to be wealthy. It's disastrous to be loaded.

Vincent Price as Burnbridge Waters in Champagne for Caesar

98 We did it. We're rich! Beyond the dreams of avarice. -Not my dreams of avarice.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

99 There's only $499,000 here. -Yeah. I tipped the young driver a thousand dollars for being so sweet. Didn't think you'd mind.

Julie Newmar as Catwoman in Batman (1966)

100 If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: Just send money. How about 10s and 20s?

Cathy Steinberg as Sally Brown in A Charlie Brown Christmas