200 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 9

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

81 Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

82 Brothers don't wait to get paid. Money talks. _ runs the marathon.

Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in New Jack City

83 Yes. This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and I'd like my money back.

Quote from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

84 I know you're not the Bank of America, but I need my $50.

Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

85 I'm awfully glad you asked me that, because I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were going to be there until next April.

Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in The Shining (1980)

86 You're gonna have a bankroll so big, when you walk down the street it'll look like your pocket's got the mumps.

Quote from The Mack (1973)

87 OK, George Washington. One: The father of our country. -Two: Born on President's Day. -Three: The dollar bill guy.

Quote from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

88 It doesn't look like a crab's claw to me. Let's see you pinch some pennies with it, like pop says you do.

Daws Butler as Elroy Jetson in The Jetsons

89 Well, let me tell you something, mister. If I had her money, I'd be richer than she is.

Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's

90 I'll tell you one thing, Fred, darling, I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money? -In a minute.

Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's

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