204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 8

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

71 Nah, I'm doing this because I'm an eccentric millionaire!

Charles Bronson as Bernardo O'Reilly in The Magnificent Seven (1960)

72 Mmmm! You will make lots of money... for me!

Charles Judels as Stromboli in Pinocchio (1940)

73 Yes. This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and I'd like my money back.

Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

74 I know you're not the Bank of America, but I need my $50.

Robert Romanus as Mike Damone in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

75 I'm awfully glad you asked me that, because I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were going to be there until next April.

Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in The Shining (1980)

76 You're gonna have a bankroll so big, when you walk down the street it'll look like your pocket's got the mumps.

Max Julien as Goldie The Mack in The Mack (1973)

77 OK, George Washington. One: The father of our country. -Two: Born on President's Day. -Three: The dollar bill guy.

Keanu Reeves as Ted Theodore Logan; Alex Winter as Bill S. Preston Esquire; Keanu Reeves as Ted "Theodore" Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

78 It doesn't look like a crab's claw to me. Let's see you pinch some pennies with it, like pop says you do.

Daws Butler as Elroy Jetson in The Jetsons

79 Well, let me tell you something, mister. If I had her money, I'd be richer than she is.

Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's

80 I'll tell you one thing, Fred, darling, I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money? -In a minute.

Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's