201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothing but a miserable little 500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive.

Lionel Barrymore in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

62 Those millions, would they be pounds or dollars? -Well, either way suits me.

Humphrey Bogart as Billy Dannreuther in Beat the Devil (1953)

63 550 dollars for this bottle, Tony. What do you think of that? -That's pretty good. For a bunch of _ing grapes.

Robert Loggia as Frank Lopez in Scarface (1983)

64 The bartender got a hundred just for keeping the ice cubes cold.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

65 Now, Mama said there's only so much fortune a man really needs, and the rest is just for showing off.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

66 Oh, there you go. That's pretty good. We're saving money already. We're a pretty good team.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

67 She is my business. And if you're not spending money, you're costing money.

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

68 Wait a minute. Don't... Don't break that. The landlady will charge us for it. If you gotta break something, smack me on the chin. It's cheaper.

James Cagney as Eddie Bartlett in The Roaring Twenties (1939)

69 Give me a kiss. -Give me a 20.

70 Working for minimum wage was never my style. I like big dollars.

Kaydee Caine Lawson in Menace II Society