204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Give me a kiss. -Give me a 20.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester; Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values

62 How come you look for dime here when you drop there? -Well, you never know how far money will go these days.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

63 The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1989)

64 Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe enough to buy a new car. And then what? I've got to pay tax on the car. Repair, maintenance, goddamn kids pestering me to take 'em for a ride all the time

Clancy Brown as Captain Byron Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption

65 There you go. While you're at it, buy yourself a second home.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

66 Remind me to give the autopilot a raise.

Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime in The Transformers: The Movie

67 You sold me a crummy watch. I want my money back.

Malcolm McDowell as Alex DeLarge in A Clockwork Orange

68 I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky stuff going on on a dollar bill, man. And it's green too!

Rory Cochrane as Ron Slater in Dazed and Confused (1993)

69 Money? Is that all you think about? -Oh, you bet, baby! All that I can get my hands on and any way I can get it.

Van Williams as The Green Hornet in The Green Hornet (1966)

70 I'll pay you... never.

Victor McLaglen as "Red" Will Danaher in The Quiet Man (1952)