204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 Are you on the list? -No, but I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them? Franklin, Grant and Jackson.

52 Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

53 Ten bucks? Hey, for ten bucks, I'll take the week off, man.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

54 What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

55 No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothing but a miserable little 500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive.

Lionel Barrymore in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

56 Those millions, would they be pounds or dollars? -Well, either way suits me.

Humphrey Bogart as Billy Dannreuther in Beat the Devil (1953)

57 In terms of money, we have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear. We won't.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

58 Now, Mama said there's only so much fortune a man really needs, and the rest is just for showing off.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump (1994)

59 Oh, there you go. That's pretty good. We're saving money already. We're a pretty good team.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

60 Wait a minute. Don't... Don't break that. The landlady will charge us for it. If you gotta break something, smack me on the chin. It's cheaper.

James Cagney as Eddie Bartlett in The Roaring Twenties (1939)