201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 Baby, if I gotta ask a price, that mean I can't afford it.

Ky Mani Marley as Biggs in Shottas

52 Hey! If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)

53 The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.

Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne - Batman in Batman (1989)

54 See, money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better _. It also makes you a better person.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

55 I've got one recommendation! Ready? Ready? Sell, sell, sell! Abandon ship!

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man (2008)

56 When gazing at a graph that shows the profit's up Their little cup of joy should overflow. Precisely!

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

57 Are you on the list? -No, but I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them? Franklin, Grant and Jackson.

58 Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

59 Ten bucks? Hey, for ten bucks, I'll take the week off, man.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

60 What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol