204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 I'm not a cheapskate. I just don't have $25.

Jamie E. Smith as Charlie Brown in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

42 Welcome the rich man. He's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss.

Daveigh Chase as Chihiro Ogino in Spirited Away

43 Order what you will. There'll be no bill. It's complimentary.

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

44 We're happy to get the kind of money that jingles, but we'd rather get the kind that folds.

Eddie Murphy as Prince Akeem in Coming to America (1988)

45 Hello. I like money.

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

46 Why, I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you met.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)

47 Baby, if I gotta ask a price, that mean I can't afford it.

Ky Mani Marley as Biggs in Shottas

48 See, money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better _. It also makes you a better person.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

49 I've got one recommendation! Ready? Ready? Sell, sell, sell! Abandon ship!

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark in Iron Man (2008)

50 When gazing at a graph that shows the profit's up Their little cup of joy should overflow. Precisely!

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins