201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name?

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl

42 Yow! We struck a bone well! You're a millionaire, a billionaire, a trillionaire, a gillionaire, a grillionaire, a dog that's rolling in bone!

Jim Backus in Mickey Mouse

43 You can even lay two to one. And it won't be gambling. It'll be highway robbery.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

44 I'm not a cheapskate. I just don't have $25.

Jamie E. Smith as Charlie Brown in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

45 In terms of money, we have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear. We won't.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

46 Welcome the rich man. He's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss.

Daveigh Chase as Chihiro Ogino in Spirited Away

47 Order what you will. There'll be no bill. It's complimentary.

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

48 We're happy to get the kind of money that jingles, but we'd rather get the kind that folds.

Eddie Murphy as Prince Akeem in Coming to America (1988)

49 Hello. I like money.

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

50 Why, I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you met.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)