201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!

Peter Ustinov as Prince John in Robin Hood (1973)

32 Sire, you have an absolute skill for encouraging contributions from the poor.

Terry-Thomas as Sir Hiss in Robin Hood (1973)

33 Gee, I wish my daddy owned a bank. Then I could be a rich little creep too.

Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

34 Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.

35 So, Fagin. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy?

Joey Lawrence as Oliver in Oliver & Company (1988)

36 I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me!

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

37 Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways, or in _ing circles. Least of all stockbrokers, right?

Matthew McConaughey as Mark Hanna in The Wolf of Wall Street

38 I never been insured in my life. I don't believe in insurance. There's no risk.

Burt Reynolds as Lewis in Deliverance (1972)

39 Merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

Mel Brooks as Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

40 Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do _.

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence in Office Space