201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Well, you know what they say, Blondes have more fun. -Yeah, because there's always some sucker to pay for it.

Ron Rich as Boom Boom Jackson in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

22 So what? So what if I got in a little trouble? I was a millionaire for a couple of days. That's more than anybody else in this dump can say.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

23 Ah, but since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have all, of course, become immensely rich. But we have run into a small inflation problem, owing to the high level of leaf availability.

Simon Jones as Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

24 Filthy and vulgarly rich! -Now you're just filthy and vulgar.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck; Mel Blanc as Sylvester The Cat in Daffy Duck's Easter Egg-Citement

25 To me, a dollar was a dollar in any language.

Glenn Ford as Johnny Farrell in Gilda (1946)

26 Did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got repossessed.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

27 What's so funny? Why the hilarious ha-ha's? Are you so fabulously rich you can afford to be sued?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

28 Well, that's vanishing cream. This is a vanishing cream remover. I'll tell you how you can save money. If you don't put that on, then you don't need this to take that off.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

29 I say that our bank is alive, it's generous, it's... It's human! And we're going to have such a line of customers seeking and getting small loans that people will think we're gambling with the depositors' money. And we will be.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

30 Kevin! You spent 967 dollars on room service?

John Heard in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

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