200 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: September 11, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

12 Cash money! Don't try to stick me with some 30-year payment plan. That's for suckers.

Don D.C. Curry as Uncle Elroy in Next Friday (2000)

13 Slight mistake there. He didn't own millions, he owed them.

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

14 You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

15 The future. The future pays for it.

Connie Nielsen as Lucilla in Gladiator (2000)

16 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Quote from A League of Their Own

17 Our assets are frozen!

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

18 Salary desired. Three million dollars. Cash.

Marlon Wayans as Loc Dog in Don't Be a Menace

19 Indian poor businessman. My cousin, oh... he sell Manhattan for 24 dollars. Could have got 35.

Edward Everett Horton in Batman (1966)

20 Boy, what a sound. How I love to hear that old money plink, that beautiful sound of cold, hard cash. That beautiful, beautiful sound. Nickels, nickels, nickels. That beautiful sound of plinking nickels.

Lucy Van Pelt in A Charlie Brown Christmas

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