204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!

Peter Ustinov as Prince John in Robin Hood (1973)

12 Look, look, we're still in business. We've still got 2 bucks left.

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

13 Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

14 Cash money! Don't try to stick me with some 30-year payment plan. That's for suckers.

Don D.C. Curry as Uncle Elroy in Next Friday (2000)

15 Slight mistake there. He didn't own millions, he owed them.

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

16 You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

17 The future. The future pays for it.

Connie Nielsen as Lucilla in Gladiator (2000)

18 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

19 Our assets are frozen!

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

20 Salary desired. Three million dollars. Cash.

Marlon Wayans as Loc Dog in Don't Be a Menace