201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Cash money! Don't try to stick me with some 30-year payment plan. That's for suckers.

Don D.C. Curry as Uncle Elroy in Next Friday (2000)

12 Slight mistake there. He didn't own millions, he owed them.

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

13 You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

14 The future. The future pays for it.

Connie Nielsen as Lucilla in Gladiator (2000)

15 No, sir. I've quit drinking. -You've seen the error of your ways? -No, I just can't afford it.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own

16 Our assets are frozen!

Ebenezer Scrooge as Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol

17 Salary desired. Three million dollars. Cash.

Marlon Wayans as Loc Dog in Don't Be a Menace

18 Indian poor businessman. My cousin, oh... he sell Manhattan for 24 dollars. Could have got 35.

Edward Everett Horton in Batman (1966)

19 Boy, what a sound. How I love to hear that old money plink, that beautiful sound of cold, hard cash. That beautiful, beautiful sound. Nickels, nickels, nickels. That beautiful sound of plinking nickels.

Tracy Stratford as Lucy Van Pelt in A Charlie Brown Christmas

20 This is our objective. Las Vegas, Nevada. Mission? To liberate millions of dollars.

Frank Sinatra as Danny Ocean in Ocean's 11 (1960)

201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

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