201 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 20

Updated: Oct 26, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

191 There's a $50 tip for you. What do you say?

Sterling Hayden as Dix Handley in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

192 No. I'm telling you. Your brain will not know the difference. And that's guaranteed or your money back.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

193 I don't want no Fatties franchise, I got a diamond toilet.

Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman in Tropic Thunder (2008)

194 I was offered a bribe. -Now we're cookin'.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

195 Here I am with 29 million George Washingtons, and I don't feel the least bit crowded.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

196 If I can't fly, I'm gonna have a _ of a time trying to find my rent.

Pam Grier as Jackie Brown in Jackie Brown

197 Well, I think I'll nip down to the stock exchange, and buy a few thousand shares in plastic and twill dustbins.

Peter Sellers as Bloodnok in The Goon Show

198 Hey, you're a cheapskate. -I'm cheap. I can't help it. It's my nature.

Wesley Snipes as Flipper Purify in Jungle Fever

199 Let's face it, Ralph. You're just too cheap to get me a set.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

200 Telegram for Mr. Daffy Duck. From the Cheapskate Savings and Loan.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters