204 Funny Quotes About Money from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 20

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about money from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

191 I like money, though it's usually presented as the root of all unhappiness and strife.

Nadia Gray as Suzy in Mr. Topaze (1961)

192 I like money. That's all.

Nadia Gray as Suzy in Mr. Topaze (1961)

193 If I want a set of gold teeth, permission to eat meat on Fridays, any woman I like, I've only got to say two small words: How much?

Peter Sellers as Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

194 There's a $50 tip for you. What do you say?

Sterling Hayden as Dix Handley in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

195 No. I'm telling you. Your brain will not know the difference. And that's guaranteed or your money back.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

196 I don't want no Fatties franchise, I got a diamond toilet.

Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman in Tropic Thunder (2008)

197 I was offered a bribe. -Now we're cookin'.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

198 Here I am with 29 million George Washingtons, and I don't feel the least bit crowded.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

199 If I can't fly, I'm gonna have a _ of a time trying to find my rent.

Pam Grier as Jackie Brown in Jackie Brown

200 Well, I think I'll nip down to the stock exchange, and buy a few thousand shares in plastic and twill dustbins.

Peter Sellers as Bloodnok in The Goon Show