Well, I would, if I knew where she lived.
4 seconds sound clip from the Major League (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:45:10 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Well, I... I got some reading to do.
- What, you got a test or something?
- Hey, Jake, man, why don't you just go over there and see her?
- I mean, maybe she'll let you slide on a couple of these.
- Well, I would, if I knew where she lived.
- That's easy. Just tail her home from the library.
- What, do you mean sit in the car and wait for her to come out?
- That's kinda juvenile, don't you think?
- Yeah.
[...]