Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The funniest quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Robin Williams (Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire), Sally Field (Miranda Hillard), Pierce Brosnan (Stu Dunmeyer)

5 more actors

, Harvey Fierstein (Frank Hillard), Mara Wilson (Natalie Hillard), Lisa Jakub (Lydia Hillard), Matthew Lawrence (Chris Hillard), Robert Prosky (Mr. Lundy)

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Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

11 Did you ever wish that sometimes you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day, look at it and say, This is not my life?

12 As you can see, I can't stay with you, dear. I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix. There we go again!

13 I admire that honesty. That's a noble quality. Never lose that. Because it often disappears with age or entering politics.

14 Oh, as I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.

15 Stu... That's more of a thick soup than a name, really. -Oh, no, it's a name. It's short for Stuart. -Is it?

16 I just wanna know one thing. Are your kids well-behaved, or do they need, like, a few light slams every now and then?

17 I'm a hip old granny who could hip-hop, bebop, dance till you drop, and yo, yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.

18 Oh, my dear Katie. You know, some parents, when they're angry, they get along much better when they don't live together.

19 Would you like something to drink? -Yes. A good, stiff chardonnay. I like 'em light and woody. Thank you.

20 You've got to give your divorce some time, dear. Let your sheets cool down before you bring someone else into the bed, all right?

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