Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

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The funniest quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Robin Williams (Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire), Sally Field (Miranda Hillard), Pierce Brosnan (Stu Dunmeyer)

5 more actors, Harvey Fierstein (Frank Hillard), Mara Wilson (Natalie Hillard), Lisa Jakub (Lydia Hillard), Matthew Lawrence (Chris Hillard), Robert Prosky (Mr. Lundy)

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41 Look at this. My first day as a woman, and I'm getting hot flashes.

Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

42 Never. Never again... Once the father of your children is out of the picture, the only solution is total and lifelong celibacy.

Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

43 Ooh, I didn't know there was someone else in here. Sorry.

Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

44 You don't really like wearing that stuff, do you, Dad? -Well, some of it's comfortable. No! No. It's a pain in the padded _.

Daniel Hillard (Robin Williams)

45 Between the hours of 3:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m., I'm in charge. And when I'm in charge, you will follow a schedule.
46 It's so hard, but I know somehow, you and I will be all right. We'll get through this. But the kids... I don't want to hurt our children.

— Miranda Hillard (Sally Field)

47 Can I give you a hand? -Oh, no, dear, I don't need a hand. I need... a face! A face!
48 Oh, God, what am I doing here? This is beyond obsession. Oh, God.
49 The fact that Pudgie the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible.

Daniel Hillard (Robin Williams)

50 Daniel never liked to talk about anything serious. I used to think Daniel could do anything, except be serious.

— Miranda Hillard (Sally Field)

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