Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

The funniest quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Robin Williams (Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire), Sally Field (Miranda Hillard), Pierce Brosnan (Stu Dunmeyer)

5 more actors

, Harvey Fierstein (Frank Hillard), Mara Wilson (Natalie Hillard), Lisa Jakub (Lydia Hillard), Matthew Lawrence (Chris Hillard), Robert Prosky (Mr. Lundy)

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Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

41 Look at this. My first day as a woman, and I'm getting hot flashes.

42 Never. Never again... Once the father of your children is out of the picture, the only solution is total and lifelong celibacy.

43 Ooh, I didn't know there was someone else in here. Sorry.

44 You don't really like wearing that stuff, do you, Dad? -Well, some of it's comfortable. No! No. It's a pain in the padded _.

45 Between the hours of 3:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m., I'm in charge. And when I'm in charge, you will follow a schedule.

46 It's so hard, but I know somehow, you and I will be all right. We'll get through this. But the kids... I don't want to hurt our children.

47 Can I give you a hand? -Oh, no, dear, I don't need a hand. I need... a face! A face!

48 Oh, God, what am I doing here? This is beyond obsession. Oh, God.

49 The fact that Pudgie the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible.

50 Daniel never liked to talk about anything serious. I used to think Daniel could do anything, except be serious.

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