Why don't you call a massage parlor?
5 seconds sound clip from the Slap Shot (1977) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:05:09 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Fellas, there are six of them out there for us!
- They're gonna put you in the same jail with Ogilthorpe.
- Why don't you call a massage parlor?
- Bye.
- Don't eat my watermelon sticks. They're all mine.
- Don't admit to nothing, you guys!
- They're putting the Hansons away on a trumped-up charge.
[...]
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Actors: Paul Newman (Reggie "Reg" Dunlop), Yvon Barrette (Denis Lemieux), Strother Martin (Joe McGrath), Michael Ontkean (Ned Braden), Jennifer Warren (Francine Dunlop), Jerry Houser (Dave "Killer" Carlson)
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