He was so crooked, he could eat soup with a corkscrew.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Grifters movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:59:57 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, you got a minute? Come on, listen to them hum.
- Henry, don't try Mr. Hebbing's patience!
- Cole liked to take risks, huh?
- He didn't think they were risks. He was so good, he could just play with the mark.
- He was so crooked, he could eat soup with a corkscrew.
- The least we ever took was 40.000, and the most was 185.000$, from one sucker!
- I thought these people were broke.
- Oh, they had plenty of money, when they put their minds to it. Or when I put their minds to it.
[...]