Now if you don't mind, I have a date at the alumni ball, and you have a date with linoleum.

— Buddy Love, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

6 seconds sound clip from the The Nutty Professor (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:19:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- See, I've done some calculations of my own.

- If I drink 500 milliliters of formula, I'll have enough cellular stability to be rid of Sherman's ass forever!

- No, you drink that much formula at one time, and it will kill you!

- If I drink it all at once, yes. If I drink half now and half later, that's completely safe.

- At midnight, I don't have to worry about turning into no klumpkin.

- Now if you don't mind, I have a date at the alumni ball, and you have a date with linoleum.

- Who?

(Punch in the face)

(Sherman's mother laughing) (2)

- No, no, no, child. Not a wild party. Not Sherman.

- He's too shy for something like that. He hates parties. In fact, we tried to have a party for him when he was 18 years old, and he's so shy, he didn't even show up.

[...]

The Nutty Professor (1996) Sound Clip

The Nutty Professor (1996) cover

Funny quotes, sayings and famous lines from The Nutty Professor (1996) movie, featuring short sound clips that you can use as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins), Jada Pinkett (Carla Purty), Dave Chappelle (Reggie Warrington), Larry Miller (Dean Richmond)

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