Happy New Year, Mama. My resolution is to never hurt you again.
9 seconds sound clip from the The Waterboy (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:01:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Take a look. The crowd has never been bigger. You know why?
- Look who's on the television, Mama. The devil.
- Three, two, one! Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year, Mama. My resolution is to never hurt you again.
- Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy!
- But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. Come on.
- I am not what you would call a handsome man.
- The good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain.
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