Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you? And then I would never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time. And we'd both be happy.

10 seconds sound clip from the You've Got Mail movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:41.099 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.

- No, I know what you mean, and I'm completely jealous.

- What happens to me when I'm provoked is that I get tongue-tied. My mind goes... blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to figure out what I should've said.

- What should I have said, for example, to the bottom-dweller who recently belittled my existence?

- Nothing. Nothing. Even now. Even now, days later, I can't figure it out.

- Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you? And then I would never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time. And we'd both be happy.

- But then, on the other hand, I must warn you that when you finally have the pleasure of saying the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows.

- Do you think we should meet?

- Meet? Oh, my God!

- Seventy-two twenty-seven.

- This is a cash-only line.

- What?

- Cash only.

[...]

You've Got Mail Sound Clip

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Sound bites of famous quotes (wav, mp3) from the movie You've Got Mail (1998).

Actors: Tom Hanks (Joe Fox), Meg Ryan (Kathleen Kelly), Jean Stapleton (Birdie), Dave Chappelle (Kevin), Steve Zahn (George), Greg Kinnear (Frank Navasky), Parker Posey (Patricia Eden)

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