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Movie-Sounds.org › Famous Movie Quotes › Matilda (1996)

Today we diddle the customer.

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2 seconds sound clip from the Matilda (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:13:22.118 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I say appearance is nine-tenths of the law. People don't buy a car, they buy me. Which is why I personally take such pride in my appearance: well-oiled hair, clean shaved, snappy suit.

- Now, run along and get ready for a big day of learning, kid. It's gonna be a big day of learning too.

- There's a sucker born every minute. We're gonna take them for all they got.

- Give me the cookies.

- Here.

- Okay, my boy, heir to the throne.

- Today we diddle the customer.

- What's wrong with you? What are you looking at?

- Lovekins, where's my breakfast?

- Here we are, my heartstrings.

- Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair?

- My hair?

[...]

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Actors: Mara Wilson (Matilda Wormwood), Embeth Davidtz (Miss Honey), Danny DeVito (Harry Wormwood), Rhea Perlman (Zinnia Wormwood), Pam Ferris (Miss Trunchbull)

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