Murder, betrayal, kidnapped - no, birdnapped!

6 seconds sound clip from the Mrs. Doubtfire movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:01:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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(Vocalizing) A te fortuna, a te fortuna a te fortuna non mancherá.

- Sono il factotum della città, della città, della città.

- Salutations, snack.

- Yipe. On second thought, yipe!

- 9-1-1! 9-1-1! Police, civic authorities! A.S.P.C.A. A.S.A.P!

- Murder, betrayal, kidnapped - no, birdnapped!

- A cup of garlic, a twist of parakeet.

- Eat your heart out, Julia Child.

- Excuse me, but isn't it customary, for the jailbird to get one telephone call?

- In your case, I think not.

- Afternoon snacks have very few civil liberties, but I'm not wholly without heart. How about a nice, soothing cigarette?

[...]

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