And the black one is far too short. I hope you waxed.

5 seconds sound clip from the Mrs. Doubtfire movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:26:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- We need another woman's opinion.

- Oh, then I'm your woman.

- Which one?

- What's the occasion?

- It's my birthday.

- Oh.

- Stu's taking me out to dinner.

- Oh.

- Neither. They're both too brazen, dear. They cry harlot, really.

- I mean, the red one is the traditional color for streetwalkers, dear.

- And the black one is far too short. I hope you waxed.

- They both say to me, I'm easy. And you don't want that, dear. You want to be Kilimanjaro on your first date... Inaccessible.

- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

- No, let's find something more your own age, all right? Something a little less tawdry.

- Oh, let's see. How about this lovely frock? Tasteful, elegant, don't you think?

- And old. I wore that to my aunt's funeral in 1976.

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