The Nutty Professor (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

The Nutty Professor (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 9

Funny quotes, sayings and famous lines from The Nutty Professor (1996) movie, featuring short sound clips that you can use as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins), Jada Pinkett (Carla Purty), Dave Chappelle (Reggie Warrington), Larry Miller (Dean Richmond)

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81 Man, what you talking about? That's where all the fats and calories is? You know where that come from? Watching that damn TV.

— Cletus Klump, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

82 Oh, look at this. He's with a woman, too. Aw! Oh, no! Who is sucking whose titties over here?

— Reggie Warrington (Dave Chappelle)

83 There is a thin person inside each and every one of us!

— Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

84 What's the status? -He's getting fatter. We can't stop it.

85 You are one sick, twisted freak!

— Carla Purty (Jada Pinkett)

86 You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine. There. Now my colon is clean. I'm talking squeaky clean.

— Cletus Klump, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

87 Mike Douglas. Oh, Mike Douglas. You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I'd watch his show. I admit it. I would get moist when I watched his show. Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.

— Grandma Klump, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

88 Well, thank you very much. I'm fatter... Flattered that you've been following my work the way you have.

— Sherman Klump, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

89 Gonna be a pop quiz on Wednesday. There's a pop quiz. Pop quiz.

90 No titties. No titties. No titties. Not you, me. I'm talking about me. My titties are gone.

— Buddy Love, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)