Fisher Stevens: 29 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

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11 Newton, we are wasting valueless time.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

12 I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you... You will be awarded a cake.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

13 As we are fond of saying in my country, marketplace make dull home for rodents.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

14 Well, I have to go to the jack, so wait for me. -The john.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

15 What if it goes and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that? -Nun soup? -Ben!

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Austin Pendleton as Dr. Howard Marner in Short Circuit (1986)

16 I feel like I've been cooped up inside this lab for ever. -Well, it is an opportunity to spread your legs. Good to smell the breezes, hm?

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

17 Newton... You know what is out there in the Great Outdoors? Girls. Hmm... With brassieres and legs.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

18 You have a working knowledge of girls? -No, but I read about 'em. -Well then, maybe I can furnish you with some schematic drawings.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

19 You know what many people are liking at night? -What? -Headlights. -Oh yeah! It's a lot better. Thanks. -Definitely.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya; Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

20 Oh cha! This is a barrel of monkeys! Let us go scrape up some female chicks.

As Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)