27 Movie Quotes about Football (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 21, 2025

Memorable quotes about football, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Yeah. It's a football game. Can we watch, Daddy?

Burt Reynolds as Bandit in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

2 For instance, if you were to look up professional football's all-time bonehead plays you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVll.

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

3 This time I'm gonna kick that football clear to the moon.

Todd Barbee as Charlie Brown in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)

4 Keep warm, plenty of rest and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. -Oh, righto.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

5 Greek mythology, the titans were greater even than the gods. They ruled their universe with absolute power. Well, that football field out there tonight, that's our universe. Let's rule it like titans.

Denzel Washington as Coach Herman Boone in Remember the Titans

6 You slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!

Cuba Gooding Jr.; Cuba Gooding Jr. as Tre Styles in Boyz n the Hood

7 Have you ever thought about why we play football? I mean, how many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player, huh?

Jason London as Randall Pink Floyd in Dazed and Confused (1993)

8 I'd also like to take this opportunity to tell you that my mama don't know how I play football. So if you could not tell my mama I play football, that would be for the best.

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

9 Well, I like school and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

10 Just practicing playing golf. -Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was football, the way your backfield was in motion.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden; Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

27 Movie Quotes about Football (+ Sound Clips)

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