86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (Sound Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: March 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 I've never seen a funeral like this one. -Aye. No mourners, no friends to bid him farewell.

Quote from Mickey Mouse

12 Ah, so you're still alive. I really didn't feel like having to mourn for you for free at your funeral.

Quote from Sleeping Fist (1979)

13 At least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by, man.

Harrison Ford as Bob Falfa in American Graffiti

14 Now you see, son. You gotta let us know when you leave the house. What if you got killed tonight? We'd have to bury you. You know how much a funeral costs these days?

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995)

15 Damn it, what the hell's the matter with you? Other people have birthdays. Why are we treating yours like a funeral?

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

16 Drivers can't stand to be reminded of what can happen to them in a race-car. They don't go to hospitals, they don't go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he's actually dead, you made history, Doc.

Robert Duvall as Harry Hogge in Days of Thunder

17 When my father died, I had to borrow money so I could give him a decent funeral, but instead they wanted me to work for them as a prostitute. I ran away.

Quote from Sleeping Fist (1979)

18 Anybody refusing... Can only expect an early funeral.

Quote from 8 Strikes Of The Wildcat

19 I'll bury him for you. For by the most coincidental of vicissitudes, madam, I happen to be the owner and director of a local funeral parlour.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

20 You know what I like best about your papers over here? These obituaries. Every son of a gun gets this stately funeral oration. It's not an art we have in United States. -Indeed, sir.

Christopher Reeve as Congressman Jack Lewis in The Remains of the Day