93 Movie Quotes about Funerals with Audio – Page 2Updated: Nov 10, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 11 Well, it's likely to be a cheap funeral. I don't know a single soul who would go to it. -I wouldn't mind going. If lunch is provided! Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol 12 I've never seen a funeral like this one. -Aye. No mourners, no friends to bid him farewell. Quote from Mickey Mouse 13 Ah, so you're still alive. I really didn't feel like having to mourn for you for free at your funeral. Quote from Sleeping Fist (1979) 14 At least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by, man. Harrison Ford as Bob Falfa in American Graffiti 15 Drivers can't stand to be reminded of what can happen to them in a race-car. They don't go to hospitals, they don't go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he's actually dead, you made history, Doc. Robert Duvall as Harry Hogge in Days of Thunder 16 But, my dear woman, we can't bury this man without prayer. -There is nothing to pray for, sir. Maria Ouspenskaya as Maleva in The Wolf Man (1941) 17 I can understand having a funeral for an arm. I just don't know why she insists on calling him Stump. -Well, she say everybody else gonna be calling him that, so we might just as well be the first. Mary-Louise Parker as Ruth Jamison; Cicely Tyson as Sipsey in Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) 18 The day they lay you away, what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers. Harry Morgan as Marshal Thibido in The Shootist 19 When my father died, I had to borrow money so I could give him a decent funeral, but instead they wanted me to work for them as a prostitute. I ran away. Quote from Sleeping Fist (1979) 20 Now you see, son. You gotta let us know when you leave the house. What if you got killed tonight? We'd have to bury you. You know how much a funeral costs these days? John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Friday (1995) Page 2 of 10 << ◄ 1 2 3 ► >>