86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (Sound Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: March 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 But this isn't a political campaign. This is a funeral service.

Quote from Batman (1966)

22 And by some malicious stroke of fate, there was an epidemic of scarlet fever raging out there. The authorities wouldn't lift the quarantine and let them out for her funeral.

Vincent Price as Mr. Theodore Evans in Fugue in C Minor (Suspense)

23 May I help you, sir? -Yes. I came to arrange about a funeral. -Is the funeral for yourself? -I beg your pardon? No. -I thought you might have come for pre-need counseling. Many of our friends like to plan ahead.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965)

24 I'm sure there are many high-class establishments in this city which would be delighted to help you. Forest lawn, for example. You can get their address at the information desk.

Quote from The Loved One (1965)

25 The day they lay you away, what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers.

Harry Morgan as Marshal Thibido in The Shootist

26 A man's death is about the most private thing in his life. It doesn't belong to Dobkins or Reverend Saunders, or Thibido or you. It's mine.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

27 I'm prepared to offer you embalming by the most scientific methods, a bronze coffin guaranteed good for a century regardless of the climatic, or geological conditions.

John Carradine as Beckum in The Shootist

28 By any chance, did you happen to make it to her funeral? -No. -Why not? -I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.

Quote from Big Daddy

29 But, my dear woman, we can't bury this man without prayer. -There is nothing to pray for, sir.

Maria Ouspenskaya as Maleva in The Wolf Man (1941)

30 You know, it's funny. Flowers only mean one thing to me now. -I know: Funerals. -Yes.

Jean Brooks as Kiki Walker in The Leopard Man (1943)