93 Movie Quotes about Funerals with Audio – Page 3Updated: Nov 10, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 Drivers can't stand to be reminded of what can happen to them in a race-car. They don't go to hospitals, they don't go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he's actually dead, you made history, Doc. Robert Duvall as Harry Hogge in Days of Thunder 22 By any chance, did you happen to make it to her funeral? -No. -Why not? -I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep. Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax; Joseph Bologna as Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy 23 But she's gonna have a beautiful funeral, in a cigar box my papa gave me, all wrapped in silver paper. -That's the way to go if you have to go. Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) 24 May I help you, sir? -Yes. I came to arrange about a funeral. -Is the funeral for yourself? -I beg your pardon? No. -I thought you might have come for pre-need counseling. Many of our friends like to plan ahead. Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965) 25 But, my dear woman, we can't bury this man without prayer. -There is nothing to pray for, sir. Maria Ouspenskaya as Maleva in The Wolf Man (1941) 26 You know, it's funny. Flowers only mean one thing to me now. -I know: Funerals. -Yes. Jean Brooks as Kiki Walker in The Leopard Man (1943) 27 You know what I like best about your papers over here? These obituaries. Every son of a gun gets this stately funeral oration. It's not an art we have in United States. -Indeed, sir. Christopher Reeve as Congressman Jack Lewis in The Remains of the Day 28 I'm prepared to offer you embalming by the most scientific methods, a bronze coffin guaranteed good for a century regardless of the climatic, or geological conditions. John Carradine as Beckum in The Shootist 29 I'm sure there are many high-class establishments in this city which would be delighted to help you. Forest lawn, for example. You can get their address at the information desk. Quote from The Loved One (1965) 30 My dear, you're your grandmother all over again. I was at her funeral. Quote from Harvey (1950) Page 3 of 10 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>