86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Mar 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

32 They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

33 Any guy that would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.

Burt Reynolds as Bandit in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

34 It's your funeral.

John Wayne as Ethan Edwards in The Searchers (1956)

35 Please relate to him that there could be two funerals today.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

36 Allow me, madam, in this moment of your most desolate bereavement, to lift from your sorrow-laden shoulders the burdensome tasks of exequy and sepulture.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

37 Beauty part is, nobody knows different. Not till after the funeral. Then everybody knows.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

38 Weddings, funerals - I attend them all.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

39 You know, it's a peculiar thing: at funerals, one's inclined to laugh and at weddings, weep. -Yes.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

40 We spend our time here between funerals and burials.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in A Fistful of Dollars

86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

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