93 Movie Quotes about Funerals with Audio – Page 4Updated: Nov 10, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 31 I'm sure there are many high-class establishments in this city which would be delighted to help you. Forest lawn, for example. You can get their address at the information desk. Quote from The Loved One (1965) 32 You know what I like best about your papers over here? These obituaries. Every son of a gun gets this stately funeral oration. It's not an art we have in United States. -Indeed, sir. Christopher Reeve as Congressman Jack Lewis in The Remains of the Day 33 May I help you, sir? -Yes. I came to arrange about a funeral. -Is the funeral for yourself? -I beg your pardon? No. -I thought you might have come for pre-need counseling. Many of our friends like to plan ahead. Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965) 34 My dear, you're your grandmother all over again. I was at her funeral. Quote from Harvey (1950) 35 Weddings, funerals - I attend them all. Quote from Monsieur Verdoux 36 They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral. Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas 37 Any guy that would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers. Quote from Smokey and the Bandit (1977) 38 For generations, they found life a burden. That's why they still weep when a child is born and make merry at a burial. Tom Conway as Paul Holland in I Walked with a Zombie 39 You know, it's a peculiar thing: at funerals, one's inclined to laugh and at weddings, weep. -Yes. Quote from Monsieur Verdoux 40 Hey, is that Freddy? -Where? -Over there, going in the building. -Nope. That is not Freddy. -How would you know? -Because why would Freddy be going into a mortuary? Quote from The Return of the Living Dead (1985) Page 4 of 10 << ◄ 3 4 5 ► >>