86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (Sound Clips) - page 4

Last updated on: March 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

32 They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

33 Any guy that would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.

Quote from Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

34 It's your funeral.

John Wayne as Ethan Edwards in The Searchers (1956)

35 Please relate to him that there could be two funerals today.

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

36 Allow me, madam, in this moment of your most desolate bereavement, to lift from your sorrow-laden shoulders the burdensome tasks of exequy and sepulture.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

37 Beauty part is, nobody knows different. Not till after the funeral. Then everybody knows.

Quote from Last Action Hero

38 Weddings, funerals - I attend them all.

Quote from Monsieur Verdoux

39 You know, it's a peculiar thing: at funerals, one's inclined to laugh and at weddings, weep. -Yes.