Joseph Bologna Movie Quotes & Lines – 6 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Your Honor, my son doesn't have health insurance. He doesn't know how to boil an egg. He filed for Social Security at the age of 30. He is a drain on the economy, on the country and most of all, on me!

As Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy

2 You want my opinion? My son is a moron.

As Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy

3 By any chance, did you happen to make it to her funeral? -No. -Why not? -I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax; Joseph Bologna as Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy

4 Who the hell would give you a kid? -Social Services. -You idiot. You better give that kid back.

As Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy

5 He'd be better off living in a dumpster than living with you.

As Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy

6 Your Honor, to give this young man custody over another life is not only wrong, it's insane.

As Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy