20 Funny Quotes About Birthdays from Movies with Audio

Updated: May 24, 2026

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1 Yo, I wanted a sports car for my birthday, not no walking trashcan.

Burt Young as Paulie Pennino in Rocky IV (1985)

2 Ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Birthday wishes do come true.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 That's the funny thing about birthdays. They're kind of an annual thing.

Mandy Moore as Rapunzel in Tangled

4 Birthday? My dear child, this is not a birthday party. Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

5 Have a rotten birthday! -Happy grouchness. -Yeah, get sick soon!

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

6 Pull my string! The birthday party's today?

Quote from Toy Story (1995)

7 Oh, what a birthday. Good thing they only come once a year.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 Really? You don't say? Where can I get some of them birthydays? -Why, you get one the moment you're born.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 Oh, I get it. I fell into a big birthday cake, and now I'm in another universe. -That's right! -I don't think so.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

10 If this was your last birthday party you were ever gonna have, how would you celebrate it? -I'd do whatever I wanted to do with whoever I wanted to do it with.

Natasha Romanoff Black Widow; Tony Stark Iron Man; Scarlett Johansson; Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man 2