17 Funny Quotes About Birthdays from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Sep 9, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about birthdays from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Yo, I wanted a sports car for my birthday, not no walking trashcan.

Burt Young as Paulie Pennino in Rocky IV (1985)

2 Ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Birthday wishes do come true.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

3 That's the funny thing about birthdays. They're kind of an annual thing.

Mandy Moore as Rapunzel in Tangled

4 Pull my string! The birthday party's today?

Quote from Toy Story (1995)

5 Birthday? My dear child, this is not a birthday party. Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

6 We're gonna party like it's your birthday

Martin Scorsese as Sykes in Shark Tale

7 Oh, what a birthday. Good thing they only come once a year.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 Really? You don't say? Where can I get some of them birthydays? -Why, you get one the moment you're born.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 People are big on birthdays. Let's start there. I'll bet your ATM code is your birthday. -Close. -In reverse?

Quote from Clear and Present Danger

10 No! It's my birthday. -What, again? Heavens to Murgatroyd. How many times were you born? You must have a strong union.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

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