33 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: May 21, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 No kidding. He cooks like this and he can't even speak French?

Quote from Apocalypse Now

32 Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet with cockroach paste and mouse jelly. And with egg whites.

Quote from Hotel Transylvania

33 Johnny Diamond had a recipe. Let's see. Cayenne pepper, mustard, the hot kind, ipecac, asafetida, and oil of cloves, or was it... No, it was croton oil.

Quote from El Dorado (1966)