32 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Dec 18, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet with cockroach paste and mouse jelly. And with egg whites.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

32 Johnny Diamond had a recipe. Let's see. Cayenne pepper, mustard, the hot kind, ipecac, asafetida, and oil of cloves, or was it... No, it was croton oil.

John Wayne as Cole Thornton in El Dorado (1966)