33 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: May 21, 2026

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11 Well, that's something I can help you with! I can cook! -If you count pouring cereal.

Joey Zimmerman as Dylan Piper; Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown

12 I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.

Todd Barbee as Charlie Brown in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973)

13 Hmm, somebody's burning their ham.

Jim Cummings as Peg-Leg Pete; Pete in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

14 But, but, but... Butter, of course. It needs some butter. Butter! Butter!

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

15 You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

16 Okay, so where's the fire? It's in the oven, I presume.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

17 Was that one dash of salt? Or one dish?

Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 Well, the seawater's boiling. I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob. -Chains? -Chains! Hey, yeah! Ghosts like chains. And, uh... oh, yeah! Some ashes from the stove.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

19 My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room till I get the recipe.

Quote from Some Like It Hot

20 Oh, the bandages. Right. Well, that's just a little kitchen accident. I have trouble making breakfast. I always forget the milk.

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)