32 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Dec 18, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Ach! You obviously have never studied the art of cuisine. -As a matter of fact, I haven't, sir. Was this Cuisine fellow a good artist?

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Augie Doggie; Yogi Bear in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

12 Well, that's something I can help you with! I can cook! -If you count pouring cereal.

13 Hmm, somebody's burning their ham.

Jim Cummings as Peg-Leg Pete; Pete in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

14 But, but, but... Butter, of course. It needs some butter. Butter! Butter!

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

15 You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

16 But this rat, he's the one behind these recipes. He's the cook. The real cook. He's been hiding under my toque. He's been controlling my actions.

Lou Romano as Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille

17 We just need to work out a system so that I do what you want in a way that doesn't look like I'm being controlled by a tiny rat chef.

Quote from Ratatouille

18 Let me tell you something. I've had better chefs than you discharged for not having apple pie. -Absolutely.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

19 What are your specialties? -Catburgers with catsup, Chicken Cat-atore and various cuts of meat from choice Kansas City cattle.

Quote from Batman (1966)

20 My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room till I get the recipe.

Quote from Some Like It Hot