28 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: September 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Well, that's something I can help you with! I can cook! -If you count pouring cereal.

Quote from Halloweentown

12 But, but, but... Butter, of course. It needs some butter. Butter! Butter!

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

13 You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

14 We just need to work out a system so that I do what you want in a way that doesn't look like I'm being controlled by a tiny rat chef.

Quote from Ratatouille

15 Let me tell you something. I've had better chefs than you discharged for not having apple pie. -Absolutely.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

16 What are your specialties? -Catburgers with catsup, Chicken Cat-atore and various cuts of meat from choice Kansas City cattle.

Quote from Batman (1966)

17 My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room till I get the recipe.

Quote from Some Like It Hot

18 Okay, so where's the fire? It's in the oven, I presume.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

19 Was that one dash of salt? Or one dish?

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

20 No, no, no. I have this... This tiny little... Little... A tiny chef who tells me what to do.

Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille

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