29 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Well, that's something I can help you with! I can cook! -If you count pouring cereal.

Joey Zimmerman as Dylan Piper; Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown

12 But, but, but... Butter, of course. It needs some butter. Butter! Butter!

Ed Wynn as Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

13 You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Jack Black as Po in Kung Fu Panda

14 We just need to work out a system so that I do what you want in a way that doesn't look like I'm being controlled by a tiny rat chef.

Patton Oswalt as Remy The Rat in Ratatouille

15 Let me tell you something. I've had better chefs than you discharged for not having apple pie. -Absolutely.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

16 What are your specialties? -Catburgers with catsup, Chicken Cat-atore and various cuts of meat from choice Kansas City cattle.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

17 My compliments to the chef. Nobody leaves this room till I get the recipe.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar in Some Like It Hot

18 Okay, so where's the fire? It's in the oven, I presume.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

19 Was that one dash of salt? Or one dish?

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

20 Well, the seawater's boiling. I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob. -Chains? -Chains! Hey, yeah! Ghosts like chains. And, uh... oh, yeah! Some ashes from the stove.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

29 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

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