29 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 17, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 No, no, no. I have this... This tiny little... Little... A tiny chef who tells me what to do.

Lou Romano as Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille

22 I cooked, and I baked for you. -That's what made me sick.

Humphrey Bogart as Major Jed Webbe; June Allyson as Lt. Ruth McCara in Battle Circus (1953)

23 The $64 question... what do you do with a vegetable? -Boil it. -What'd you say? -Boil it, stew it, bake it, fry it.

Margaret Sheridan as Nikki Nicholson; Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

24 Why don't you just cook the breakfast, and try not to burn anything. -Yes, Aunt Petunia.

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

25 The secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Jack Black as Po in Kung Fu Panda

26 Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?

Jack Black as Po in Kung Fu Panda

27 No kidding. He cooks like this and he can't even speak French?

Marlon Brando as Colonel Walter Kurtz in Apocalypse Now

28 Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet with cockroach paste and mouse jelly. And with egg whites.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

29 Johnny Diamond had a recipe. Let's see. Cayenne pepper, mustard, the hot kind, ipecac, asafetida, and oil of cloves, or was it... No, it was croton oil.

John Wayne as Cole Thornton in El Dorado (1966)

29 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

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