32 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Dec 18, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Okay, so where's the fire? It's in the oven, I presume.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

22 Was that one dash of salt? Or one dish?

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

23 Well, the seawater's boiling. I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob. -Chains? -Chains! Hey, yeah! Ghosts like chains. And, uh... oh, yeah! Some ashes from the stove.

Casey Kasem as Shaggy Rogers in Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969)

24 I cooked, and I baked for you. -That's what made me sick.

Humphrey Bogart as Major Jed Webbe; June Allyson as Lt. Ruth McCara in Battle Circus (1953)

25 The $64 question... what do you do with a vegetable? -Boil it. -What'd you say? -Boil it, stew it, bake it, fry it.

Margaret Sheridan as Nikki Nicholson; Douglas Spencer as Scotty in The Thing from Another World

26 No, no, no. I have this... This tiny little... Little... A tiny chef who tells me what to do.

Lou Romano as Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille

27 Why don't you just cook the breakfast, and try not to burn anything. -Yes, Aunt Petunia.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

28 The secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

29 Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

30 No kidding. He cooks like this and he can't even speak French?

Quote from Apocalypse Now