28 Funny Quotes About Cooking from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: September 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about cooking from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 I cooked, and I baked for you. -That's what made me sick.

Quote from Battle Circus (1953)

22 The $64 question... what do you do with a vegetable? -Boil it. -What'd you say? -Boil it, stew it, bake it, fry it.

Quote from The Thing from Another World

23 Why don't you just cook the breakfast, and try not to burn anything. -Yes, Aunt Petunia.

Quote from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

24 The secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

25 Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

26 No kidding. He cooks like this and he can't even speak French?

Quote from Apocalypse Now

27 Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet with cockroach paste and mouse jelly. And with egg whites.

Quote from Hotel Transylvania

28 Johnny Diamond had a recipe. Let's see. Cayenne pepper, mustard, the hot kind, ipecac, asafetida, and oil of cloves, or was it... No, it was croton oil.

Quote from El Dorado (1966)

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