34 Funny Quotes About Exercise from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Dec 2, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about exercise from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Care to join us in a stroll? Stir up the liver? Sweat out the toxins? Help nature to help you?

Humphrey Bogart as Billy Dannreuther in Beat the Devil (1953)

32 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, yeah! This is what I call burning calories! Come on! Help me burn this stuff up!

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

33 Oh, gosh! It's gone into a real bad spasm, so I put a yoga move on her.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

34 Have you always wanted to climb the mountains of Mars, but now you're over the hill?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)