33 Funny Quotes About Exercise from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about exercise from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

André The Giant; André The Giant as Fezzik in The Princess Bride (1987)

12 I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out. See these? See these boys? This is what I live with.

Adam Scott as Derek Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

13 Index fingers out. Ready for your push button finger exercises, hmm?

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

14 And stretch it out. Work your whole bicuspids area, your whole bilaterals and bisexuals. Very good.

Marlon Wayans as Buster in Norbit

15 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

16 If you want to work out, you forgot your pants. -You really think I forgot?

Sho Kosugi as Cho Osaki in Revenge of the Ninja

17 Well, you certainly exercised your mouth, Cher. Now hit the ball.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

18 Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part III

19 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Nothing like a morning swim to keep my stripes fit and trim.

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

20 How do you do that, Garfield? -Easy. Fat floats.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise