34 Funny Quotes About Exercise from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Dec 2, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about exercise from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out. See these? See these boys? This is what I live with.

Adam Scott as Derek Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

12 Index fingers out. Ready for your push button finger exercises, hmm?

Quote from The Jetsons

13 And stretch it out. Work your whole bicuspids area, your whole bilaterals and bisexuals. Very good.

Marlon Wayans as Buster in Norbit

14 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Quote from Jennifer's Body

15 If you want to work out, you forgot your pants. -You really think I forgot?

Quote from Revenge of the Ninja

16 Well, you certainly exercised your mouth, Cher. Now hit the ball.

Quote from Clueless (1995)

17 Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?

Quote from Back to the Future Part III

18 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Nothing like a morning swim to keep my stripes fit and trim.

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

19 How do you do that, Garfield? -Easy. Fat floats.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

20 Oh, dear Lord, not jogging.

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)